I’m sorry, but when I get home from a work day that started at 7:30 in the morning, the first thing I have to do is take my pants off.

There’s really no other option.


2 weeks ago with 1 note

Laughing my fucking ass off. I’m playing dubstep in the car, and when the bass dropped, my mom got so startled that she ran the red light.


2 weeks ago with 5 notes

Crash My Party is my new current jam.

Marry me, Luke.


2 weeks ago with 2 notes

I’m just a giant vat of mixed emotions.


I don’t know why anyone would ever even CONSIDER dating me to begin with.


2 weeks ago with 1 note

I can’t even believe what I’m fucking hearing right now.


Fuck a place called Walgreens.

They changed their policy that instead of going in every 30 days for prescriptions, they mail you 90 days worth of them instead.

My mom didn’t reorder my birth control!!! So I ran out Saturday and HAD NONE FOE SUNDAY. OH MY GOD.

Now I have to wait 3-5 days to get it in the mail, wait until my next period and then take it. The worst part?

NO SEX UNTIL THEN.
Not like I’m gettin any anyway.


2 weeks ago with 1 note
What dad cooks for dinner. Holy fucking hell. 

Pork chops: brined, glaze with honey, thyme and vinegar. 

Steamed broccoli. 

Orzo salad with orzo, spinach, basil, mint, green onion, tomatoes, feta cheese, and lemon juice/zest.

What dad cooks for dinner. Holy fucking hell.

Pork chops: brined, glaze with honey, thyme and vinegar.

Steamed broccoli.

Orzo salad with orzo, spinach, basil, mint, green onion, tomatoes, feta cheese, and lemon juice/zest.


2 weeks ago with 7 notes

When I take showers, they get longer and longer every time. It’s probably because I have so many products that I use each shower.

So I decided to count my prices versus my brother’s. the result?

Allie: 11
Matthew: 2


What the hell? My kindle is all jacked up!! Ugh. This is heartbreaking


Lol this is what my mom sends me while I’m gone. My dad doesn’t like cats and Anakin doesn’t like Dakota. 

Looks like a whole lot of false love haha.

Lol this is what my mom sends me while I’m gone. My dad doesn’t like cats and Anakin doesn’t like Dakota.

Looks like a whole lot of false love haha.


2 weeks ago with 2 notes

I seriously love networking with other diabetics. Being able to connect with people who are just like me creates an instant bond that I can’t explain very well. We just click really fast and are able to talk about anything, even if it’s not diabetes.

I’m just so happy right now.


2 weeks ago with 7 notes
Beach time. Hotel bathroom style.

Beach time. Hotel bathroom style.


2 weeks ago with 14 notes

MISS AMERICA CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!

Life is made.


2 weeks ago with 1 note

FINALLY made it to Tampa and I’m all checked into the conference and hotel.

Now I’m sitting in the room waiting for my two roommates to get here. Both of whom I don’t know.


2 weeks ago with 1 note
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