Yay for Ashley and yogurt. It was passion fruit hibiscus yogurt.

Yay for Ashley and yogurt. It was passion fruit hibiscus yogurt.


I’m pretty sure that I have one of the only families that still kind of has family meetings.


1 week ago with 2 notes

Forever online shopping for underwear.

Even though I already have… close to 70 pairs I think…


The babies I’m hoping to get today. There goes half my paycheck.

The babies I’m hoping to get today. There goes half my paycheck.


Anakin just fell out of the window sill and onto my head…

Flying cats everywhere.


1 week ago with 1 note

About to drop $130 on some new blades this weekend.


1 week ago with 2 notes
Me in real life: sex isn't that important. I don't miss it much.
Me on tumblr: oh my god, please, someone fuck me.

1 week ago with 8 notes

Sleeping naked is the shit.


1 week ago with 5 notes

Low blood sugar at work sucks.

So I was working that ice cream social and I started to feel pretty shaky. I thought I might’ve been in the 60’s, but I checked I was 36!!!

I haven’t been that low in a long time. I didn’t feel it too much, but then it hit me like a ton of bricks.


Working the ice cream stand from 12-5 today through the monsoons.

Working the ice cream stand from 12-5 today through the monsoons.


This giant cup of coffee is the only thing keeping me going.

This giant cup of coffee is the only thing keeping me going.


1 week ago with 6 notes

Jesus. I have to wake up before I get to work. I am pretty darn tired this morning.

Also, my work is doing an ice cream social to celebrate the end of the school year for our patients. Our office is small though, so the social is outside.

The problem with that? It’s rainy out now and I have to be outside with hundreds of children and sticky ice cream. This should be interesting.


1 week ago with 2 notes
Hiding in the bathroom again. I’m a bit scrubby today.

Hiding in the bathroom again. I’m a bit scrubby today.


1 week ago with 13 notes

Was just talking to a friend about having sex for the first time and it made me think about my first time and all.

God, I miss sex.


1 week ago with 2 notes

It’s one of those mornings.

I woke up and all I can think about is sex.


1 week ago with 12 notes
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